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Old 07-12-2014, 11:12 AM   #1
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Exercise

During my uncle's physical exam, his doctor mentioned that
he was slightly overweight. "Do you get any exercise?" the
physician asked.

"Well, I used to have an exercise bike in the TV room," my
uncle began.

"Used to!" the doctor said. "Where is it now?"

"I had to store it in the basement," my uncle confessed,
"because it got in the way of my snack trays.
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