SIGNS FOUND IN KITCHENS:

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- I clean house every other day. Today is the other day!
- So this isn't Home Sweet Home.... Adjust!
- Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!
- If you write in the dust, please don't date it!
- A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.
- I came. I saw. I decided to order take out.
- If you don't like my standards of cooking, lower your standards.
- Apology. Although you'll find our house a mess, come in, sit down, converse. It doesn't always look like this. Some days it's even worse.
- A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
- If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast and cheap.
- A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
- Help keep the kitchen clean. Eat out.
- My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines