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Middle Age Texting Codes
ATD = at the doctor BFF = best friend fell BTW = bring the wheelchair BYOT = bring your own teeth FWIW = forgot where I was GGPBL = gotta go, pacemaker battery low GHA = got heartburn again IMHO = is my hearing aid on? LMDO = laughing my dentures out OMMR = on my massage recliner ROFLACGU = rolling on floor laughing and can't get up
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BFF: Best Friend Farted
CBM: Covered By Medicare CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers FYI: Found Your Insulin HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement LOL: Living On Lipitor LWO: Lawrence Welk's On OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas. SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop TTYL: Talk To You Louder WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again WTP: Where's The Prunes? WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil LMGA: Lost My Glasses Again GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
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