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Old 09-02-2015, 09:27 AM   #1
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Default Money's Worth

Money's Worth

A feisty 70-year-old woman had to call a furnace repairman.
After a quick inspection the man put some oil into the motor
and handed her a $70 bill for labor.

"Labor charges!" she exclaimed. "It took you five minutes."

The repairman explained that his company had a minimum one-
hour charge on every house call.

"Well, I want my remaining 55 minutes of labor," the lady
responded, and she handed him a rake. The repairman spent
the next 55 minutes in her yard bagging leaves.
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