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A synonym is a word you use if you can't spell the other one. MONEY TALKS ... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE! I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it? I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this? I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn LOUDER! Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. Hard work never hurt anyone, but why take the chance. 1st rule of intelligent tinkering - save all the parts. SHIN - A device for finding furniture in the dark. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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