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Old 12-02-2015, 09:05 AM   #1
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Things to Think About:

- Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?

- How come wrong numbers are never busy?

- Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

- Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?

- How do you get off a non-stop flight?

- How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

- If Barbie's so popular why do you have to buy all her friends?

- If swimming is good for your shape then why do the whales look the way they do?

- If you can't drink and drive why do bars have parking lots?

- Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?

- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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