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Things to Think About
Things to Think About:
- Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'? - How come wrong numbers are never busy? - Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? - Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? - Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool? - How do you get off a non-stop flight? - How do you write zero in Roman numerals? - If Barbie's so popular why do you have to buy all her friends? - If swimming is good for your shape then why do the whales look the way they do? - If you can't drink and drive why do bars have parking lots? - Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there? - Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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