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08-19-2013, 02:36 PM | #1 |
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New Dog Breeds
New Dog Breeds
- Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso - a dog that folds up for easy transport. - Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow - a dog that throws up a lot. - Bloodhound + Borzoi = Bloody Bore - a dog that's not much fun. - Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter - a traditional Christmas pet. - Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso - an abstract dog. - Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer - a dog fresh and clean as a whistle. - Newfoundland Lab + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound - a dog for financial advisors. - Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull - a dog that makes awful mistakes. - Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador - a dog that barks incessantly. - Collie + Malamute = Commute - a dog that travels to work. - Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere - a dog that's true to the end.
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