God Wants You to Laugh

[MajestyJo]

It is always good to hear that you are not always the only one. I share a very private thing about myself at a meeting, after the words were out, I was shocked and wanted to take them back, and thought, you dummy, why did you say that. After the meeting, a woman who was hurting, came up to me and said, "Thanks for sharing that, I thought I was the only one."

I know I am not the only one who has trouble wearing white. I have trouble wearing ANY colour, especially if it is light. My father informed me years ago that my boobs were catch alls, even though they really are all that big. I just can't seem to eat without making a mess of myself. roflmao. Clean clothes become a natural disaster. The can start that way, 5 minutes after I put them on if I eat. I informed my son that I was going to invest in a bib because of the tremon order in my hands now that the right is getting as bad as the left. He said, "Get a BIG apron." I am just lucky if the food makes it to my fork, let alone to my mouth. Quite often the floor enters the equations and my son says. "It is alright mom if you use the 5 second rule." If the food is only on the floor for 5 seconds, you can pick it up and eat it.