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Old 12-12-2018, 06:12 AM   #1
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Default School Excuses

School Excuses

My older son loves school, but his younger brother Tommy
absolutely hates it. One weekend Tommy cried and fretted
and tried every excuse not to go back on Monday. Sunday
morning on the way home from church, the crying and whining
built to a crescendo.

At the end of my rope, I finally stopped the car and
explained, "Honey, it's a law. If you don’t go to school,
they'll put Mommy in jail."

Tommy looked at me, thought a moment, then asked, "How long
would you have to stay?"
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